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Happy Father’s Day to my dear ol’ dad. You are truly missed pops. As I’ve gotten older there are many times I wish I could reach out and have a man to man talk about life. I have so many of your traits & mannerisms (as well as your feet.. you had to give me those didn’tcha you asshole). Thankfully I didn’t get your pasty Irish skin that burns if you even think of sunlight. I got my moms tan all year flesh tone. Standing next to each other our coloring is like a before and after picture of teeth whitening results.
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A #fbf for your scrolling pleasure. Few thoughts: 1. Remember wired headphones? 2. Doesn’t it look like I’m jogging next to a gigantic elephant leg? 3. Paparazzi don’t get smiles for miles, they get stink eyed for 3 calories. 4. My calves are fucking beautiful. I don’t know if anyone has a calf fetish out there but if you do.. have at it. 5. The weirdest part of seeing this? My first reaction was, “Wow, I used to drink Arrowhead water & out of a jug no less.”
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‪I’m enjoying @PeteHolmes new book ‘Comedy Sex God’ so much, I’m reading it twice!‬ ‪Also - first day wearing my @SeguraTom & @TheChristinaP ‬ ‪not-limited-edition ‬ ‪t-shirt from my #YMHpodcast appearance & it’s softer than banana silk.. thx to all of you for the free shit!‬
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2 years ago I posted this when it came up on my #Timehop. It’s still one of my best #Dubsmash vids & future Dubsmash Hall of Fame inductee.
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Dinner with @mattrife @richard_pollman & @itskelsitaylor (KT took the pic - Richard is at the valet in case you care). Matt came to the @laughfactoryhw when he was 15 and we spoke then. I said come back after you graduate high school and when you get back to LA I will be here to give some advice. He did. I did. All these years later he has built a strong early career for himself - he’s even featured for me on the road this year with my #TellItLikeItIsTour. It’s too back he is so homely and out of shape.
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Daney Wonka Thx to @BrianMonarch for making this #FakeFace #FaceOff #FaceTheTruth #InYourFace 🎭
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Hey let’s talk about 1997 for a moment. Actually.. naw. #tbt
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The reality in life is this.. you can have great things happen to you and screw them up and you can have terrible things happen to you and capitalize on them. What does that mean? It means there is a unique energy that surrounds you in failure or defeat, it’s powerful and it’s not something that lingers for too long. This is the impactful presence of true determination. Something deep inside of us that wants to take all that pain and hurl it back towards our obstacles be it person or thing. You must tap into that energy during the “breakdown” moment. It’s a rare fuel. It’s fucking beautiful - but not in the moment - in the moment you only feel the pain and pressure. It’s a moment you can only rationalize once you’ve succeeded beyond the supposed failure that instigated you. They all play a part in giving you a primal urge to get up and keep hunting for what’s yours. Wait too long.. it burns out and with it the passion you have can languish sometimes forever. On the other hand in success we lose the pressure. No pressure in winning.. no pressure in 1st place.. yeah that’s enjoyable to win but people love the comeback more than the phenom who just wins out of the gate. As a matter of fact - and this is a fucked up truism - getting what you want when you first desire it is actually (down the line) probably a disguised failure because all the bs that goes with being a phenom vanishes and you are left with no mountain to climb & so begins the stage of life I call Winners Remorse. It’s a lonely place 1st place... but the losers circle is packed with love and belief that “if we can make it this far what else can we do!?” So you see from the outside looking in you’ve got the whole thing backwards. Winners aren’t happy unless it’s an earned victory and losers are getting the “push forward” that you can’t buy or borrow. Keep fighting for what you want in life. Don’t compare your journey to any one else. You can accomplish anything with these principals. Look at my career, you can see all of these moments played out & continue to as I compete in the great race of life year after year. I’ve won, I’ve lost & I’m fine with it & love both prospects. Focus. Commit. Climb.
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Shows tonight in LA were fire. Thx @thecomedystore & @laughfactoryhw for the spots. #comedy #standup #mylife
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I’ve decided to turn this post into an audiobook clip. Press play, volume up and read along. This will not be a part of my upcoming book but it’s part of this fucking page so here: I don’t know where this photo is from, who took it or how but I’ve learned from gazing at it that no one works a leather jacket like me. The way it hugs my almost cybertronic torso like a grateful piece of apparel. The jacket accompanies a look of unapologetically determined laser like focus where goals become mere objects trying desperately to gain my attention for salvage. Victories begging for my involvement because without me a victory alone is, a victory, alone. Moments after this picture was taken the rear view mirror blocking 1/4th of my cranium broke itself off and fell to the floor. It knew it was wrong, I didn’t need to tell it that it was wrong for blocking viewpoint on me.. it just knew it’s disappointment. This picture represents possibility. It’s already being made into a film.. the first ever to garner the tag line “BASED ON A TRUE PHOTOGRAPH.” I hope you have a wonderful weekend. I hope it’s incredible & makes the word powerful look pathetic & frail.
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I hope you all have a peaceful Memorial Day weekend surrounded by people you love & places you love to go to.
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#tbt to our film 400 DAYS set in a space shuttle simulator.... or..... was.. it??????
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Last exclusive clip as American Exit is climbing the ranks on iTunes now. Please rent or buy on there to support our incredible film! Thank you to everyone commenting, sharing and loving our film #AmericanExit. It means the world to me that you are all enjoying it as much as we did creating it. It’s also on Amazon Prime as well as On Demand!!
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Thx @detectivedesigns for this Classic (ahem) design. Do more!!
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I fulfilled a lifelong dream performing on #ComicRelief with so many of my favorite performers. This was one of those give it everything I’ve got x100000 sets. I wanna put a chapter in my book about it and how much this changed the course of my career in the best way possible.
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I’ve loved physical storytelling comedy my whole life. People that are willing to push their bodies to the limits of what is possible to create a world, an atmosphere and a vulnerability. My “take” on physical comedy is I worked on having it still be grounded & although sometimes absurd & over the top.. relatable. Using movement to put emphasis on pain, anger or love. The art of flailing around with a rigid grasp on the meaning behind it. There are many forms of comedy. Styles vary.. the combinations of those endless got performers to enhance. I can’t wait to show you ALL #TellItLikeItIs of you have not seen it live.. witness it this fall. New tour dates at DaneCook.com.
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It’s personal. Just me & everyone in the room.
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Thank you to everyone commenting, sharing and loving our film #AmericanExit. It means the world to me that you are all enjoying it as much as we did creating it. It’s also on Amazon Prime as well as On Demand!!
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This Saturday night I will be performing at the @laughfactoryhw so come down & work your abs. Phot cred: Laugh Factory
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Today is the day!! American Exit is available On Demand, Blueray, DVD & iTunes. @comingsoonnet put up another exclusive scene today and I’m reposting it here. See myself and the great @levizmiller in action. A gritty crime thriller with heart. Based on a true (wild) story.
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms that encourage & support their children in their search for what they love to do in this lifetime. I was so fortunate to have a mother like this. Donna Jean Ford (then Cook) you were taken from us way too soon but you left us a lifetime on love. It’s may sound simple but as I get older I wish I could tell you how much I care for you for caring for me. I wish I could hug you and talk about my shows which we loved to do after I would perform with you there. Haha you always had critiques that were spot on. Wherever you are right now I hope you feel the love I have for you as much as I feel the love you still have for me. Happy Mother’s Day mumma. ❤️Mr. D
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Happy birthday to my sister @_courtneycook_ !! I think you can tell by this pic who is the ham in the family. #may11 #courtsday #proudbrother
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I guess you can play a drinking game to my stand up comedy. When I raise my hand out like a wizard shooting lighting (or spaghetti) out of my finger tips you chug baby. #glugglugglug
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I dreamt on and this finally happened. One of my fav #tbt pix with one of the best lead singers in the world.. @iamstevent the demon of screamin himself - Steven Victor Tallarico aka Steven Tyler of @aerosmith - Boston boys drinkin’ the dirty water (waters actually really clean there now) and takin’ Mass Ave to the shows and home again. Highlight moment of my life was singing with Tyler with Peter Wolf running around the stage like a mad rabbit.
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May 14th see me play a role unlike anything you’ve seen me perform to date. American Exit is ON DEMAND & available on blueray / dvd May 14th. Trailer is in my bio. #americanexitmovie
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I’m looking at this picture of @itskelsitaylor & myself from a trip we took in Hawaii, as a flood of emotions rush over me. When I met Kelsi I had zero idea I was actually meeting my best friend. I’ve never felt so loved & I’ve never been able to give the amount of love that I can with her. This is a special relationship and she is a special human being and she makes me feel special too. That’s not always easy for me to feel because I’m wired to compete and to reestablish, reassemble & reboot - that can leave you feeling partially complete or mostly not. That all went away with Kelsi. I’m happier in my life & career than I’ve ever been before. Her support and love is the greatest. Happy 2 years baby-baby. You’re one of a kind. I’m grateful to have you as my gf and to see you smile a lot. I can’t wait to see what we do next. #2years
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The last shows of phase 1 on my #TellItLikeItIsTour were this weekend in Wisconsin. 2 sold out shows - rockin’ good fucking times. Lots of laughs and lots of memeories. Thx to my feature (well, headliner normally but came on the road with his pal DC) @adamraycomedy who has a new hilarious comedy album Read The Room available on his website. Posted some pix after this cool walk out video. @itskelsitaylor thx for filming your fellas as I get in game mode. To everyone that came out to the shows early this year I appreciate it and to all the people who bought tix to the fall dates I can’t wait to to show you what’s happening right now. Tix & 411 at DaneCook.com
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Production meeting, haircut, boxing, protein shake & a shower. Not a bad morning. There are several exciting things in motion. Some of which were part of my master plan almost 3 years ago. The next phase of my comedy tour is going to be truly next level. Can’t. Wait. To. Show. You.
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This is me not containing my excitement for #AmericanExit which is available #OnDemand & #Blueray May 14th (2 weeks from now). So proud to share this with all of you. Please get the word out May 14th!! #AmericanExit
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Thank you to my pals at @drinkkiito for sending me a few boxes of their tasty Kiito beverage. This isn’t an ad, no ones paying me, I’ve just been talking about this drink a whole bunch and poof they shared some with me. I’ve shed a lot of weight & this drink helps a ton. I drink it before boxing or before yoga or working out and it give you healthy energy. #yum #fit #summeriscoming
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“Your mind shines brightest when you enlighten others; your heart, when you encourage others; your soul, when you elevate others; and your life, when you empower others.” . - Matshona Dhliwayo . . “Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.” – Tupac Shakur “ . “Be so good they can’t ignore you.” - Steve Martin
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Moments before the doors opened for last nights sold out gig in Charlotte. My gf took this pic which makes it look like I’m wearing magical golden @beatsbydre Maybe I am the chosen one? Last nights show was epic. No lie. I felt it and so did you. Love you guys for all the laughter and support. #tellitlikeitistour Thx @thecomedystore for the awesome T-shirt.
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My pal @beardedhumor sent me this and said: Danos has harnessed the only Stones that will outlive everything. #rollingstones #tellitlikeitistour
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The moment I walk onto this stage in front of this sold out crowd in Durham, North Carolina you can hear the sound I hear nightly. You can see the love I have for comedy. It’s in my blood and I’m not ashamed to say I know I’ve worked hard enough to proudly embrace how persistently on point I’ve gotten. Material, improv, characters, silence, energy, irreverence, storytelling all pours out of me. Thx for this warm welcome tonight and every night. Wait until you see what’s next (I love that I’ve been saying that for almost 20 years and delivering.) #cantstopwontstop Thx @itskelsitaylor for filming this!!
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#tbt #ISolatedINcident tour with #LiveNation — epic shows. Rockin’ my own swag & standing like a guy performing in the middle of a SOLD OUT arena.
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Go @nhlBruins !! This beantown brat with the shit eating grin is cheering loud, proud & well endowed for my Boston Fahhhhhkinnnn’ Bruins. @NHL playoffs are some of the most exciting in sports. I spent many nights watching the B’s play at the Garden — and funny enough a lot of the Bruins have come seen me perform at the Garden so the love is mutual and flourishing. At the end of the day it comes down to one thing and it’s something I subscribe to in my life. Who wants it more? #LetsGo
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May 14th DIGITAL & ON DEMAND our film American Exit is being released. These are the kinds of movies that don’t see wide releases anymore because sadly Thanos isn’t in our movie but we got distribution world wide because we made a compelling, suspenseful thriller with real strong characters. I am proud of my co star @levizmiller who plays my son in this film. It was him and I attached at the hip on this journey. Mark your calendars May 14th and see what I believe to be my best dramatic work to date. The movie trailer link is in my bio.
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I made this video a while back but I don’t think I posted it. Prince was the inspiration for me to come out of my shell and talk to a girl I liked in junior high school. He also wore high heel boots better than a supermodel. Dude was shredder on the ax. Gifted and fueled by love and creativity. Happy I got to meet him and say “owwwwwwwww!!” May U Live 2 👁 The Dawn #HappyEaster
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Wanna understand what it means to “stick to your guns?” This vid is me hosting SNL. It’s one of the proudest moments I’ve ever enjoyed as a performer. Yet, my path to SNL was a strange & interesting one. In 1995 I was asked to audition for SNL - they were replacing Sandler who was becoming a superstar and went on to do films. They wanted a young energetic white dude that could play guitar to replace Adam. I was an NYC comedian with my crew nightly doing gigs all over the city. My manager told me I had the best shot of getting the show bc they knew me and saw my performance. They understood I was a comedian locked into a new generation of comedy fans. I sat in front of Rockefeller Center on a bench. I never went in to the audition. I wasn’t ready for the behind the scenes on the show which I knew to be very competitive. I was not a person that wanted confrontation I just wanted to be funny. I passed and @jimmyfallon went in and got the job. I was happy for Fallon.. he was a tremendously funny comedian and worked his butt off, deserved it. He shined on the show while I went back on the road for years building my own fanbase. In 2004 I met Lorne Michaels at the Comic Strip where he and @stevemartintogo came to watch me perform. I spoke to Lorne after and said I would love to host the show. He explained to me that it wasn’t meant to be, he said comedians don’t host anymore not since early years with Carlin, Pryor & Martin (who still hosted but was a movie star at that point). Lorne & I spoke of me coming in for a solo season to jolt the show but that never transpired. Cut to a year plus later. Retaliation drops. Hit #4 on @billboard charts & skyrockets my visibility. Lorne called me personally to ask me to host SNL. I made it. I took the long way.. but MY long way and I hosted (twice) & fulfilled my childhood dream. I hosted as solely a comedian. I hit my mark and said it’s amazing to be here hosting Saturday Night Live. Nothing is impossible. Anything is obtainable. #snl #saturdaynightlivememories #NYC #villagecomedyrat @comedycellarusa (thx for letting me work my monologue at your spot) #comedians
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#tbt to my first bus tour / docu-series Tourgasm. It was the largest college tour seen by fans ever. It was also the moment where everything started to elevate to a higher level. More fans. Bigger shows. History making ventures. All out of something I created on my own. And now here I am doing it again. What I love best.. building.. engaging.. entertaining. This will always be a special picture for me. Back in Boston where it all began. My mom and dad were there and loving seeing their son praised and respected by creators and fans. I remember my dad saying, “you made all of this from an idea & belief.”
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I’ve worked with this guy @frostytheshowman for a lot of years, actually since we were both kids sitting at the Cosmic Diner in NYC talking about taking over the world & having no clue the amount of taxes that success would instigate. Haha. We formulated plots. We changed how the touring industry functioned to the point new departments had to form. I’ve always been pleased to say I’ve had jobs created for people to work and make money for their lives and families. We built relationships with so many people and hired so many more to help make these tours massive and entertaining. Not to mention threw a lot of “unknown” artists on these shows to boost their visibility. These were the things I wanted and these are the things Matt helped me to bring to fruition. He was one of the first people I shared my idea for doing shows in the round and how to film it and showcase it. The style you see being used by some of today’s top comedians (@kevinhart4real @sebastiancomedy) I thought of that sitting a burger joint and drew the first concept. Nothing makes me prouder than to see other artists follow suit and take it to new levels knowing I brought it back to the forefront because it’s more dynamic than a standard stage I think for visually presenting it to viewers at home. For a number of years we couldn’t work together due to agency difference but for the last few years we are both with @CAAfoundation & our next phase is in progress. This years tour with #LiveNation has been one part of the new big picture. I’m at my very best right now in terms of stand up comedy. It’s fucking cool to still be making this dream truck on with a pal like Frosty to check boxes with. #DaneTrain #TellItLikeItIsTour #ComedyIdeas #SUperFIngerEntertainment #NewPaths #NewerPathes #NewestPathes #Bosses #Brothers
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    Happy Father’s Day to my dear ol’ dad. You are truly missed pops. As I’ve gotten older there are many times I wish I could reach out and have a man to man talk about life. I have so many of your traits & mannerisms (as well as your feet.. you had to give me those didn’tcha you asshole). Thankfully I didn’t get your pasty Irish skin that burns if you even think of sunlight. I got my moms tan all year flesh tone. Standing next to each other our coloring is like a before and after picture of teeth whitening results.
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    A #fbf for your scrolling pleasure. Few thoughts: 1. Remember wired headphones? 2. Doesn’t it look like I’m jogging next to a gigantic elephant leg? 3. Paparazzi don’t get smiles for miles, they get stink eyed for 3 calories. 4. My calves are fucking beautiful. I don’t know if anyone has a calf fetish out there but if you do.. have at it. 5. The weirdest part of seeing this? My first reaction was, “Wow, I used to drink Arrowhead water & out of a jug no less.”
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    ‪I’m enjoying @PeteHolmes new book ‘Comedy Sex God’ so much, I’m reading it twice!‬ ‪Also - first day wearing my @SeguraTom & @TheChristinaP ‬ ‪not-limited-edition ‬ ‪t-shirt from my #YMHpodcast appearance & it’s softer than banana silk.. thx to all of you for the free shit!‬
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    2 years ago I posted this when it came up on my #Timehop. It’s still one of my best #Dubsmash vids & future Dubsmash Hall of Fame inductee.
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    Dinner with @mattrife @richard_pollman & @itskelsitaylor (KT took the pic - Richard is at the valet in case you care). Matt came to the @laughfactoryhw when he was 15 and we spoke then. I said come back after you graduate high school and when you get back to LA I will be here to give some advice. He did. I did. All these years later he has built a strong early career for himself - he’s even featured for me on the road this year with my #TellItLikeItIsTour. It’s too back he is so homely and out of shape.
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    Daney Wonka Thx to @BrianMonarch for making this #FakeFace #FaceOff #FaceTheTruth #InYourFace 🎭
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    Hey let’s talk about 1997 for a moment. Actually.. naw. #tbt
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    The reality in life is this.. you can have great things happen to you and screw them up and you can have terrible things happen to you and capitalize on them. What does that mean? It means there is a unique energy that surrounds you in failure or defeat, it’s powerful and it’s not something that lingers for too long. This is the impactful presence of true determination. Something deep inside of us that wants to take all that pain and hurl it back towards our obstacles be it person or thing. You must tap into that energy during the “breakdown” moment. It’s a rare fuel. It’s fucking beautiful - but not in the moment - in the moment you only feel the pain and pressure. It’s a moment you can only rationalize once you’ve succeeded beyond the supposed failure that instigated you. They all play a part in giving you a primal urge to get up and keep hunting for what’s yours. Wait too long.. it burns out and with it the passion you have can languish sometimes forever. On the other hand in success we lose the pressure. No pressure in winning.. no pressure in 1st place.. yeah that’s enjoyable to win but people love the comeback more than the phenom who just wins out of the gate. As a matter of fact - and this is a fucked up truism - getting what you want when you first desire it is actually (down the line) probably a disguised failure because all the bs that goes with being a phenom vanishes and you are left with no mountain to climb & so begins the stage of life I call Winners Remorse. It’s a lonely place 1st place... but the losers circle is packed with love and belief that “if we can make it this far what else can we do!?” So you see from the outside looking in you’ve got the whole thing backwards. Winners aren’t happy unless it’s an earned victory and losers are getting the “push forward” that you can’t buy or borrow. Keep fighting for what you want in life. Don’t compare your journey to any one else. You can accomplish anything with these principals. Look at my career, you can see all of these moments played out & continue to as I compete in the great race of life year after year. I’ve won, I’ve lost & I’m fine with it & love both prospects. Focus. Commit. Climb.
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    Shows tonight in LA were fire. Thx @thecomedystore & @laughfactoryhw for the spots. #comedy #standup #mylife
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    I’ve decided to turn this post into an audiobook clip. Press play, volume up and read along. This will not be a part of my upcoming book but it’s part of this fucking page so here: I don’t know where this photo is from, who took it or how but I’ve learned from gazing at it that no one works a leather jacket like me. The way it hugs my almost cybertronic torso like a grateful piece of apparel. The jacket accompanies a look of unapologetically determined laser like focus where goals become mere objects trying desperately to gain my attention for salvage. Victories begging for my involvement because without me a victory alone is, a victory, alone. Moments after this picture was taken the rear view mirror blocking 1/4th of my cranium broke itself off and fell to the floor. It knew it was wrong, I didn’t need to tell it that it was wrong for blocking viewpoint on me.. it just knew it’s disappointment. This picture represents possibility. It’s already being made into a film.. the first ever to garner the tag line “BASED ON A TRUE PHOTOGRAPH.” I hope you have a wonderful weekend. I hope it’s incredible & makes the word powerful look pathetic & frail.
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    I hope you all have a peaceful Memorial Day weekend surrounded by people you love & places you love to go to.
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    #tbt to our film 400 DAYS set in a space shuttle simulator.... or..... was.. it??????
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    Last exclusive clip as American Exit is climbing the ranks on iTunes now. Please rent or buy on there to support our incredible film! Thank you to everyone commenting, sharing and loving our film #AmericanExit. It means the world to me that you are all enjoying it as much as we did creating it. It’s also on Amazon Prime as well as On Demand!!
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    Thx @detectivedesigns for this Classic (ahem) design. Do more!!
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    I fulfilled a lifelong dream performing on #ComicRelief with so many of my favorite performers. This was one of those give it everything I’ve got x100000 sets. I wanna put a chapter in my book about it and how much this changed the course of my career in the best way possible.
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    I’ve loved physical storytelling comedy my whole life. People that are willing to push their bodies to the limits of what is possible to create a world, an atmosphere and a vulnerability. My “take” on physical comedy is I worked on having it still be grounded & although sometimes absurd & over the top.. relatable. Using movement to put emphasis on pain, anger or love. The art of flailing around with a rigid grasp on the meaning behind it. There are many forms of comedy. Styles vary.. the combinations of those endless got performers to enhance. I can’t wait to show you ALL #TellItLikeItIs of you have not seen it live.. witness it this fall. New tour dates at DaneCook.com.
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    It’s personal. Just me & everyone in the room.
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    Thank you to everyone commenting, sharing and loving our film #AmericanExit. It means the world to me that you are all enjoying it as much as we did creating it. It’s also on Amazon Prime as well as On Demand!!
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    This Saturday night I will be performing at the @laughfactoryhw so come down & work your abs. Phot cred: Laugh Factory
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    Today is the day!! American Exit is available On Demand, Blueray, DVD & iTunes. @comingsoonnet put up another exclusive scene today and I’m reposting it here. See myself and the great @levizmiller in action. A gritty crime thriller with heart. Based on a true (wild) story.
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    Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms that encourage & support their children in their search for what they love to do in this lifetime. I was so fortunate to have a mother like this. Donna Jean Ford (then Cook) you were taken from us way too soon but you left us a lifetime on love. It’s may sound simple but as I get older I wish I could tell you how much I care for you for caring for me. I wish I could hug you and talk about my shows which we loved to do after I would perform with you there. Haha you always had critiques that were spot on. Wherever you are right now I hope you feel the love I have for you as much as I feel the love you still have for me. Happy Mother’s Day mumma. ❤️Mr. D
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    Happy birthday to my sister @_courtneycook_ !! I think you can tell by this pic who is the ham in the family. #may11 #courtsday #proudbrother
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    I guess you can play a drinking game to my stand up comedy. When I raise my hand out like a wizard shooting lighting (or spaghetti) out of my finger tips you chug baby. #glugglugglug
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    I dreamt on and this finally happened. One of my fav #tbt pix with one of the best lead singers in the world.. @iamstevent the demon of screamin himself - Steven Victor Tallarico aka Steven Tyler of @aerosmith - Boston boys drinkin’ the dirty water (waters actually really clean there now) and takin’ Mass Ave to the shows and home again. Highlight moment of my life was singing with Tyler with Peter Wolf running around the stage like a mad rabbit.
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    May 14th see me play a role unlike anything you’ve seen me perform to date. American Exit is ON DEMAND & available on blueray / dvd May 14th. Trailer is in my bio. #americanexitmovie
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    I’m looking at this picture of @itskelsitaylor & myself from a trip we took in Hawaii, as a flood of emotions rush over me. When I met Kelsi I had zero idea I was actually meeting my best friend. I’ve never felt so loved & I’ve never been able to give the amount of love that I can with her. This is a special relationship and she is a special human being and she makes me feel special too. That’s not always easy for me to feel because I’m wired to compete and to reestablish, reassemble & reboot - that can leave you feeling partially complete or mostly not. That all went away with Kelsi. I’m happier in my life & career than I’ve ever been before. Her support and love is the greatest. Happy 2 years baby-baby. You’re one of a kind. I’m grateful to have you as my gf and to see you smile a lot. I can’t wait to see what we do next. #2years
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    The last shows of phase 1 on my #TellItLikeItIsTour were this weekend in Wisconsin. 2 sold out shows - rockin’ good fucking times. Lots of laughs and lots of memeories. Thx to my feature (well, headliner normally but came on the road with his pal DC) @adamraycomedy who has a new hilarious comedy album Read The Room available on his website. Posted some pix after this cool walk out video. @itskelsitaylor thx for filming your fellas as I get in game mode. To everyone that came out to the shows early this year I appreciate it and to all the people who bought tix to the fall dates I can’t wait to to show you what’s happening right now. Tix & 411 at DaneCook.com
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    Production meeting, haircut, boxing, protein shake & a shower. Not a bad morning. There are several exciting things in motion. Some of which were part of my master plan almost 3 years ago. The next phase of my comedy tour is going to be truly next level. Can’t. Wait. To. Show. You.
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    This is me not containing my excitement for #AmericanExit which is available #OnDemand & #Blueray May 14th (2 weeks from now). So proud to share this with all of you. Please get the word out May 14th!! #AmericanExit
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    Thank you to my pals at @drinkkiito for sending me a few boxes of their tasty Kiito beverage. This isn’t an ad, no ones paying me, I’ve just been talking about this drink a whole bunch and poof they shared some with me. I’ve shed a lot of weight & this drink helps a ton. I drink it before boxing or before yoga or working out and it give you healthy energy. #yum #fit #summeriscoming
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    “Your mind shines brightest when you enlighten others; your heart, when you encourage others; your soul, when you elevate others; and your life, when you empower others.” . - Matshona Dhliwayo . . “Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.” – Tupac Shakur “ . “Be so good they can’t ignore you.” - Steve Martin
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    Moments before the doors opened for last nights sold out gig in Charlotte. My gf took this pic which makes it look like I’m wearing magical golden @beatsbydre Maybe I am the chosen one? Last nights show was epic. No lie. I felt it and so did you. Love you guys for all the laughter and support. #tellitlikeitistour Thx @thecomedystore for the awesome T-shirt.
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    My pal @beardedhumor sent me this and said: Danos has harnessed the only Stones that will outlive everything. #rollingstones #tellitlikeitistour
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    The moment I walk onto this stage in front of this sold out crowd in Durham, North Carolina you can hear the sound I hear nightly. You can see the love I have for comedy. It’s in my blood and I’m not ashamed to say I know I’ve worked hard enough to proudly embrace how persistently on point I’ve gotten. Material, improv, characters, silence, energy, irreverence, storytelling all pours out of me. Thx for this warm welcome tonight and every night. Wait until you see what’s next (I love that I’ve been saying that for almost 20 years and delivering.) #cantstopwontstop Thx @itskelsitaylor for filming this!!
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    #tbt #ISolatedINcident tour with #LiveNation — epic shows. Rockin’ my own swag & standing like a guy performing in the middle of a SOLD OUT arena.
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    Go @nhlBruins !! This beantown brat with the shit eating grin is cheering loud, proud & well endowed for my Boston Fahhhhhkinnnn’ Bruins. @NHL playoffs are some of the most exciting in sports. I spent many nights watching the B’s play at the Garden — and funny enough a lot of the Bruins have come seen me perform at the Garden so the love is mutual and flourishing. At the end of the day it comes down to one thing and it’s something I subscribe to in my life. Who wants it more? #LetsGo
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    May 14th DIGITAL & ON DEMAND our film American Exit is being released. These are the kinds of movies that don’t see wide releases anymore because sadly Thanos isn’t in our movie but we got distribution world wide because we made a compelling, suspenseful thriller with real strong characters. I am proud of my co star @levizmiller who plays my son in this film. It was him and I attached at the hip on this journey. Mark your calendars May 14th and see what I believe to be my best dramatic work to date. The movie trailer link is in my bio.
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    I made this video a while back but I don’t think I posted it. Prince was the inspiration for me to come out of my shell and talk to a girl I liked in junior high school. He also wore high heel boots better than a supermodel. Dude was shredder on the ax. Gifted and fueled by love and creativity. Happy I got to meet him and say “owwwwwwwww!!” May U Live 2 👁 The Dawn #HappyEaster
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    Wanna understand what it means to “stick to your guns?” This vid is me hosting SNL. It’s one of the proudest moments I’ve ever enjoyed as a performer. Yet, my path to SNL was a strange & interesting one. In 1995 I was asked to audition for SNL - they were replacing Sandler who was becoming a superstar and went on to do films. They wanted a young energetic white dude that could play guitar to replace Adam. I was an NYC comedian with my crew nightly doing gigs all over the city. My manager told me I had the best shot of getting the show bc they knew me and saw my performance. They understood I was a comedian locked into a new generation of comedy fans. I sat in front of Rockefeller Center on a bench. I never went in to the audition. I wasn’t ready for the behind the scenes on the show which I knew to be very competitive. I was not a person that wanted confrontation I just wanted to be funny. I passed and @jimmyfallon went in and got the job. I was happy for Fallon.. he was a tremendously funny comedian and worked his butt off, deserved it. He shined on the show while I went back on the road for years building my own fanbase. In 2004 I met Lorne Michaels at the Comic Strip where he and @stevemartintogo came to watch me perform. I spoke to Lorne after and said I would love to host the show. He explained to me that it wasn’t meant to be, he said comedians don’t host anymore not since early years with Carlin, Pryor & Martin (who still hosted but was a movie star at that point). Lorne & I spoke of me coming in for a solo season to jolt the show but that never transpired. Cut to a year plus later. Retaliation drops. Hit #4 on @billboard charts & skyrockets my visibility. Lorne called me personally to ask me to host SNL. I made it. I took the long way.. but MY long way and I hosted (twice) & fulfilled my childhood dream. I hosted as solely a comedian. I hit my mark and said it’s amazing to be here hosting Saturday Night Live. Nothing is impossible. Anything is obtainable. #snl #saturdaynightlivememories #NYC #villagecomedyrat @comedycellarusa (thx for letting me work my monologue at your spot) #comedians
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    #tbt to my first bus tour / docu-series Tourgasm. It was the largest college tour seen by fans ever. It was also the moment where everything started to elevate to a higher level. More fans. Bigger shows. History making ventures. All out of something I created on my own. And now here I am doing it again. What I love best.. building.. engaging.. entertaining. This will always be a special picture for me. Back in Boston where it all began. My mom and dad were there and loving seeing their son praised and respected by creators and fans. I remember my dad saying, “you made all of this from an idea & belief.”
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    I’ve worked with this guy @frostytheshowman for a lot of years, actually since we were both kids sitting at the Cosmic Diner in NYC talking about taking over the world & having no clue the amount of taxes that success would instigate. Haha. We formulated plots. We changed how the touring industry functioned to the point new departments had to form. I’ve always been pleased to say I’ve had jobs created for people to work and make money for their lives and families. We built relationships with so many people and hired so many more to help make these tours massive and entertaining. Not to mention threw a lot of “unknown” artists on these shows to boost their visibility. These were the things I wanted and these are the things Matt helped me to bring to fruition. He was one of the first people I shared my idea for doing shows in the round and how to film it and showcase it. The style you see being used by some of today’s top comedians (@kevinhart4real @sebastiancomedy) I thought of that sitting a burger joint and drew the first concept. Nothing makes me prouder than to see other artists follow suit and take it to new levels knowing I brought it back to the forefront because it’s more dynamic than a standard stage I think for visually presenting it to viewers at home. For a number of years we couldn’t work together due to agency difference but for the last few years we are both with @CAAfoundation & our next phase is in progress. This years tour with #LiveNation has been one part of the new big picture. I’m at my very best right now in terms of stand up comedy. It’s fucking cool to still be making this dream truck on with a pal like Frosty to check boxes with. #DaneTrain #TellItLikeItIsTour #ComedyIdeas #SUperFIngerEntertainment #NewPaths #NewerPathes #NewestPathes #Bosses #Brothers
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