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Unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed 📸 the great @lisawhitemanlens Feeling good, even in the midst of a pandemic. 8 of 16 chemo treatments down. Halfway through. Thank you for all the love sent with my last post. You don’t know what it meant to me. Hope everyone is staying safe and sane during a trying time. Love love love. ❤️

Not sure how to do this as I’ve mostly done this one on one. I usually open with a chipper “I’m going to be ok” before getting into the *other part* So... I’m going to be ok!  But also, I gotta tell you because I don’t know how to go forward without putting this out there, I have breast cancer. Luckily, I have other things that, rather than trying to kill me, fill me with gratitude. I have good health insurance so I don’t go broke. Let’s figure out a way to keep everyone covered and safe! I also have wonderfully kind friends and family to support me. Let’s live with more gentleness and compassion!  And if that’s not enough to be thankful for, the chemo place where I go says you can only have two free sandwiches per treatment, but they never yell at you if you take more. Let’s eat more sandwiches! I hope to keep working, as I love my job, but also for health insurance next year. Right before surgery, I was scared as hell. I asked the nurses to put on “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” and sing with me. I didn’t last very long before going under, but I remember getting to the lyric, “Knock me down. It’s all in vain. I get right back on my feet again” Love, Maria

My little brother @john_thayer_ . He’s the best there is. 📸 @pmorrison10 (also pretty damn good)

Do you like my new face filter? 📸 @racheldoesstuff, who captured just one of the moments of the hours I spent sitting behind this pole. Happy birthday @mcmillzz!

Learning beekeeping from my dad. A lesson I enjoyed, but so far, has not come in handy.

A winner through and through. #joancusack #broadcastnews

Me, by Anna; Anna, by me. Still teaching Anna that good photography is about zooming out as much as possible. In the meantime, you can follow her journey to maximum zoom at @throughannascamera

If you’re ever in Lavina, Montana (pop. 168) and need a place to stay, my great grandfather Ludwig built a hotel there over a hundred years ago, that was furnished 10-20 years ago by an eccentric named Raymond Barry who dressed in civil war uniforms (both sides) played the bagpipes and lived there with too many cats. Photos from our fundraiser to restore it. Thanks to all who came out, even the ones who looked shocked and appalled when they found out I live in Los Angeles.

Will someone please buy me this barge?

I ❤️ meeting celebrities!!!

My family wouldn’t stop the car to let me take a picture of this sunset, and now we all have to suffer for it.

Season finale tonight. I was lucky enough to be a part of #thosewhocant. I am forever grateful to the @grawlixcomedy who I got to hang with while they made one of the funniest, most inventive, tv shows around. These guys are each so kind, and smart and funny. I hope we get to make more of this show, as, after three seasons, I was so close to being able to tell them apart. JK I LOVE YOU @caytonholland @benroy00 @theorvedahl

Me and my strangers. 😻 #strangerswithcandy #tbt

The romantic moment @aaa_national appeared after my car battery died on a morning coffee run clad in my Valentine’s Day pajamas. Happy Valentines!

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT The gang is back on January 14th with our third season. If you wanna, you can binge the first two seasons on the Tru TV app. Thanks for watching and keeping this show afloat! xo

Coming into 2019. Just me and this big ol’ happy orange blob.

#tbt Grandma Margaret

Wearing this shirt until it disintegrates.

Hat shopping as a short person.

Really missing this pig today. #tbt #mnstatefair

Can anyone explain this ad found on the back of an Albertson’s receipt to me? I have had MULTIPLE (two) conversations with friends about it and we have come up with zilch.

I’m lucky to have such a talented friend in @lisawhitemanlens to shoot me looking so glamorously exhausted.

I’ve been on this lot a ton, but this is baby’s first development meeting. Also a day late, but look at this rainbow (!), happy pride!!!!👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👨‍👦

Went on a beautiful trip to Wyoming to see friends and this is the only picture I took. Am I ok?

That time I got into a fight with some monkeys and my friend took a picture of it instead of saving me. #tbt

#tbt because I forgot to post about #turnerupfront last week. Say what you will about my skillz, no one is better at zoning out during an interview than me.😀

I’m on Talk Show the Game Show tonight. Oh boy, I love games so much and am so desperately bad at them.

My mom took my first headshot, in front of our family’s pantry. This was fully my favorite outfit at the time. I later got my first audition, for Hocus Pocus, and was so nervous that the casting director had to stop the tape and give me a pep talk. I think Thora Birch got the part. #firstheadshotday

Happy Earth Day! I’m probably allergic to these things! 📸 @lebaneselooker

@pmorrison10 and I have different listening styles.

Posing by the portapotties. Photo @zoeperryveri #womensmarch #tellmewhatdemocracylookslike #thisiswhatdemocracylookslike

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” -MLK

On our bee farm, happy and surrounded by danger. #tbt

This never fails to depress me. Happy New Year everybody!

My instagram game can be pretty shoddy, as I forget to take pictures anytime I’m anywhere interesting. I’m on #brooklyn99 tonight - and as usual, I didn’t get an on set pic, but here’s one I found on google of the kind and wonderful Andy Sandburg with my brother in red, Shaun White. If you cross your eyes, Shaun and I look basically the same.

I took this picture last night, coming home on the subway, after having two glasses of wine. It’s not the best picture. But you know what is the best? @amysedaris on @athomewithamysedaris Premiere tonight on @trutv

Among the many things problematic with this picture, I'm wearing a skort. 💁❤️👍 #puberme #puertoricorelief @nickkroll @stephenathome #bigmouth

We wrapped season 3 last night! Hooray. In the meantime, seasons 1 and 2 are streaming for free on the trutv website and Apple TV and on demand! Give our little show a watch!

Paradise on the #thosewhocant set.

This premiered like, last week, but I am always late to all the parties, so here - Joe Mande's special! I can't tell you what to do, but I enjoyed it a ton.

If this picture looks blurry, it's because I was shaking when I took it, worried that, of the lyrics I would sing on that stage in an hour, I only knew 70 percent. Turns out, that was a high estimate. Thanks to @rachel.axler and @nellie_mckay for asking me to be a part of their wonderful musical, and also to @axemefink who made me laugh during my most fun out of body experience. Last picture is my hand where I tried to make a cheat sheet.

Monday night (7/17) at the Ace Theater - I'm pretty f-wording excited to be a part of this show! It's written, rehearsed, and performed - all in a span of 24 hours (not 24 hours long. 2 maybe?) Come down!

It's approximately a thousand degrees in LA and this is my current spirit animal. Thanks @aquercus for the pic and Lily the cat for everything else.

I got my fortune read by @theorvedahl 's brilliant sweet daughter. Thank you Amelia!

Together again! Blank and Littlenut. The inimitable @amysedaris and the overjoyed @mariathayer! #turnerupfront

This Rothko and I had a spiritual experience together. Well, at least I did!

Happy Earth Day, you beautiful thing, you.

A few years ago I made me and my friend Andy matching Don Rickles shirts because we both loved him so much. My DON RICKLES is crooked and his is backwards (my iron on craftiness game needs work). Don Rickles. My fav. Since I was a kid.

Me and cherry blossoms and a sign I wish I could read!