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Violets first time on a couch didn’t go as planned 💔 @istandwithmypack hat by @commentsbycelebs
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Violets first car ride went well but I think she will deduct some stars for the Uber driver touching her face @istandwithmypack
Whitney Cummings
Me Before/after meditating. Her story is on @istandwithmypack
Whitney Cummings
Well that was fast. 24 hours ago my foster Violet was terrified of me and now she’s demanding I stop watching Killing Eve @istandwithmypack
Whitney Cummings
Forgot to post this on 4:20 because it was 4:20 and maybe I was celebrating too hard as you can tell by my face
Whitney Cummings
This alien is in my house. Thanks @istandwithmypack for saving her from being euthanized and giving me the opportunity to foster her. Her name is Violet and I will do everything in my power to try and not eat her jowl flaps but I’m not promising anything. Guesses on what she is? Shar Pei and something?
Whitney Cummings
My Easter bunny is an asshole. What are your Easter plans? #happyeaster #adoptdontshop
Whitney Cummings
Insecurity is learned 🤦🏻‍♀️ more on that at @clusterfest in San Francisco in June.
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Texas. Be there soon. My moms family is from Sherman, Texas, so anyone who works at the Piggly Wiggly I used to shoplift from, come through and I’ll apologize in person. Whose coming?
Whitney Cummings
I love Hooters because it’s a restaurant that ultimately just loves to celebrate Owls. Your move, Dicks Sporting Goods.
Whitney Cummings
Can you guess the bear pun I wanted to use in this caption? And yes I picked this song @lionstigers_andbears
Whitney Cummings
Living for the new @hourglasscosmetics ads and am very insulted they didn’t ask me to be the model for it. I would have been great as this horse.
Whitney Cummings
For people asking how Joe is doing. You tell me. @centraltexaspigrescue 🐷
Whitney Cummings
When you get paid so that dating pool expands 🏊‍♀️
Whitney Cummings
Hey @sophiaamoruso is this what y’all mean by #girlboss? What’s your on the go time saving trick because I need help clearly
Whitney Cummings
When I check my DMs from strangers I get things like this so maybe you write the caption because I’m at a loss.
Whitney Cummings
A person who has never seen GOT trying to exist in the world. (Possible spoilers in this video if you are not up to date on the show - do not come at me you psycho) #GOT
Whitney Cummings
Please like this pic so we can prove that you can get likes and attention on social media without abusing animals 🙂 we can get a #humaneselfie Instead of patronizing places that abuse animals so you can get a photo. Check my story/link in my bio for a great piece just written by @rebexxxxa about the sketch ball weirdos that offer this service. Sure if you care/can. Touching apex predators is no bueno. We don’t need to abuse tigers and lions for our entertainment. We aren’t Ancient Rome right? Right?! And send me your #humaneselfie 👍🏼
Whitney Cummings
What is the ideal age to have a kid? Need serious life advice thanks. ⏰
Whitney Cummings
#fbf when @busyphilipps and @michellemonaghan made my dreams come true by giving me a sexy dance from a hot centaur on @busytonighttv🐴
Whitney Cummings
Advice for women in their 20s? (That I will probably still need in my 30s)
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#tbt when I was humbled by these straight up miraculous butes @tessholliday and @tracelysette 🙌🏼
Whitney Cummings
Trust me, you’re gonna want to watch @busytonighttv tonight on E! @busyphilipps and @michellemonaghan threw me a bachelorette party and I learned a LOT about crotchless panties.
Whitney Cummings
#wcw the wildly talented @rheaseehorn. Right now she’s literally on all your favorite shows: Better Caul Saul, Veep, and Twilight Zone. I’ve had the orgasmic pleasure of writing for her and it’s a damn treat watching her shine her tush off. What’s your favorite character she’s played?
Whitney Cummings
Tomorrow night I am on @busytonighttv with @busyphilipps and @michellemonaghan doing what?
Whitney Cummings
Do “women dress for other women?”
Whitney Cummings
They’re not drugged up tiger or bear clubs ripped from their moms for selfie tourism but we’re still pretty damn cute right? Let’s show that a #humaneselfie can get likes too ❤️
Whitney Cummings
I know a lot of influencers do make-up tutorials, but I have no clue how to do make-up, so I guess you’ll have to settle for me using free samples in Whole Foods, because I am very good at that. Am I the only person who does this?
Whitney Cummings
Shooting fan art posters for @schittscreek. @instadanjlevy I can totally photoshop you somewhere if you insist on being in it
Whitney Cummings
The Female Brain is now available in all digital platforms in Latin America, but is called “The Chemistry of Love” which I very much approve of. Thank you @filmmelierbr @filmmeliermx! So cool. Enjoy the wildly hilarious talents of @sofiavergara @blakegriffin23 @deoncole @beaniefeldstein @bensplatt @nealbrennan @james_marsden @cecilystrong #thefemalebrain #aquimicadoamor
Whitney Cummings
Am I the only one who feels talked down to with their birth control?
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Cohabitation in a nutshell. What else do I have to look forward to?
Whitney Cummings
#fbf to when @chrisdelia would go to fake weddings together
Whitney Cummings
Just me? What’s your definition of love? I need a new, healthier one.
Whitney Cummings
Just me?
Whitney Cummings
You ever think you were in love then realize the person just smelled really good? Thanks neurology for tricking me so much in my 20s.
Whitney Cummings
This may come as a shock to you, but Hollywood is a creepy ass haunted house of a place. By a stroke of dumb luck @tophergrace has been a light in life since I was a 23 year old ignoramus. You already know he’s hilarious and wildly talented but he’s also incredibly smart and kind, and from day one he showed me that you can make it in this business and not be a sociopathic dickhead. He truly is one of my role modes as an artist and as a human and now he’s given me another thing to be jealous of: his new podcast called @minoradventures, which you should listen to ASAP. He made me take a lie detector test and I’m still dehydrated from how much I was sweating. Enjoy your new favorite show! 🥰
Whitney Cummings
I don’t love lettuce. Anyone relate?
Whitney Cummings
This is what a humane selfie with an animal looks like. I know this alien isn’t as sexy as a lion, tiger, or bear cub, but touching those animals involves abuse such as declawing, drugging, and prematurely taking the cub from its mother, which involves abuse for both animals. I just recently learned all this stuff, and am ashamed that I didn’t know sooner and swiped right on more than one guy on a dating app whose profile pic was posing with a tiger. Major whoops. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #humaneselfie (thank you for patiently educating me @lionstigers_andbears and @pawsark2000)
Whitney Cummings
Thank you @jameelajamilofficial for being the real deal, walking the walk, and always telling me to shut the fack up when I self-deprecate or bully myself. I sure wish @i_weigh existed when I was 19 and my hair was falling out because I only ate Diet Coke to try and look like Kate Moss
Whitney Cummings
I got to meet @hothusband_ and @celestebarber was very cool about my idea for us to become a Mormon family
Whitney Cummings
Your guess is as good as mine in terms of why this is so funny to me
Whitney Cummings
I went hiking with the great @kevinnealon and it was a walk in the park except when the drone almost concussed me. On YouTube.
Whitney Cummings
Actual footage of my inner child
Whitney Cummings
Voila my big attempt at an influencer pose, which actually hurt my neck. Thank you @whotels for putting up with my incessant need for cashews, for making sure our crew was rested hydrated, and for naming your hotels after me.
Whitney Cummings
Me in a nutshell
Whitney Cummings
I put music under this video so spreading intel about animal abuse could be FUN and jaunty. Please don’t ride elephants or go to the circus - you’d be the coolest and auntie Whit could actually sleep 8 hours. I rode elephants years ago before I knew, but now that I have been educated about how awful it is, it feels sociopathic to not fight for these guys. I can’t wait to meet this dude @pawsark2000 which is a legit sanctuary. Share with your pals who may not know (because I didn’t and wish someone told me sooner) and unfollow the sketchy ass fake sanctuaries ❤️🐘 #elephant
Whitney Cummings
Finally figured out what I’m wearing for my next special
Whitney Cummings
The floods in Nebraska are devastating. A friend of mine is personally going to help so if you can donate even a dollar or even repost the info, that will help. Link in my stories. Please tag anyone who could help, share, or share intel.
Whitney Cummings
Is this a crazy idea? I’m even tempted to send an invoice for the money I spent on grooming myself while in a relationship.🧾
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    Violets first time on a couch didn’t go as planned 💔 @istandwithmypack hat by @commentsbycelebs
  • Whitney Cummings

    Violets first car ride went well but I think she will deduct some stars for the Uber driver touching her face @istandwithmypack
  • Whitney Cummings

    Me Before/after meditating. Her story is on @istandwithmypack
  • Whitney Cummings

    Well that was fast. 24 hours ago my foster Violet was terrified of me and now she’s demanding I stop watching Killing Eve @istandwithmypack
  • Whitney Cummings

    Forgot to post this on 4:20 because it was 4:20 and maybe I was celebrating too hard as you can tell by my face
  • Whitney Cummings

    This alien is in my house. Thanks @istandwithmypack for saving her from being euthanized and giving me the opportunity to foster her. Her name is Violet and I will do everything in my power to try and not eat her jowl flaps but I’m not promising anything. Guesses on what she is? Shar Pei and something?
  • Whitney Cummings

    My Easter bunny is an asshole. What are your Easter plans? #happyeaster #adoptdontshop
  • Whitney Cummings

    Insecurity is learned 🤦🏻‍♀️ more on that at @clusterfest in San Francisco in June.
  • Whitney Cummings

    Texas. Be there soon. My moms family is from Sherman, Texas, so anyone who works at the Piggly Wiggly I used to shoplift from, come through and I’ll apologize in person. Whose coming?
  • Whitney Cummings

    I love Hooters because it’s a restaurant that ultimately just loves to celebrate Owls. Your move, Dicks Sporting Goods.
  • Whitney Cummings

    Can you guess the bear pun I wanted to use in this caption? And yes I picked this song @lionstigers_andbears
  • Whitney Cummings

    Living for the new @hourglasscosmetics ads and am very insulted they didn’t ask me to be the model for it. I would have been great as this horse.
  • Whitney Cummings

    For people asking how Joe is doing. You tell me. @centraltexaspigrescue 🐷
  • Whitney Cummings

    When you get paid so that dating pool expands 🏊‍♀️
  • Whitney Cummings

    Hey @sophiaamoruso is this what y’all mean by #girlboss? What’s your on the go time saving trick because I need help clearly
  • Whitney Cummings

    When I check my DMs from strangers I get things like this so maybe you write the caption because I’m at a loss.
  • Whitney Cummings

    A person who has never seen GOT trying to exist in the world. (Possible spoilers in this video if you are not up to date on the show - do not come at me you psycho) #GOT
  • Whitney Cummings

    Please like this pic so we can prove that you can get likes and attention on social media without abusing animals 🙂 we can get a #humaneselfie Instead of patronizing places that abuse animals so you can get a photo. Check my story/link in my bio for a great piece just written by @rebexxxxa about the sketch ball weirdos that offer this service. Sure if you care/can. Touching apex predators is no bueno. We don’t need to abuse tigers and lions for our entertainment. We aren’t Ancient Rome right? Right?! And send me your #humaneselfie 👍🏼
  • Whitney Cummings

    What is the ideal age to have a kid? Need serious life advice thanks. ⏰
  • Whitney Cummings

    #fbf when @busyphilipps and @michellemonaghan made my dreams come true by giving me a sexy dance from a hot centaur on @busytonighttv🐴
  • Whitney Cummings

    Advice for women in their 20s? (That I will probably still need in my 30s)
  • Whitney Cummings

    #tbt when I was humbled by these straight up miraculous butes @tessholliday and @tracelysette 🙌🏼
  • Whitney Cummings

    Trust me, you’re gonna want to watch @busytonighttv tonight on E! @busyphilipps and @michellemonaghan threw me a bachelorette party and I learned a LOT about crotchless panties.
  • Whitney Cummings

    #wcw the wildly talented @rheaseehorn. Right now she’s literally on all your favorite shows: Better Caul Saul, Veep, and Twilight Zone. I’ve had the orgasmic pleasure of writing for her and it’s a damn treat watching her shine her tush off. What’s your favorite character she’s played?
  • Whitney Cummings

    Tomorrow night I am on @busytonighttv with @busyphilipps and @michellemonaghan doing what?
  • Whitney Cummings

    Do “women dress for other women?”
  • Whitney Cummings

    They’re not drugged up tiger or bear clubs ripped from their moms for selfie tourism but we’re still pretty damn cute right? Let’s show that a #humaneselfie can get likes too ❤️
  • Whitney Cummings

    I know a lot of influencers do make-up tutorials, but I have no clue how to do make-up, so I guess you’ll have to settle for me using free samples in Whole Foods, because I am very good at that. Am I the only person who does this?
  • Whitney Cummings

    Shooting fan art posters for @schittscreek. @instadanjlevy I can totally photoshop you somewhere if you insist on being in it
  • Whitney Cummings

    The Female Brain is now available in all digital platforms in Latin America, but is called “The Chemistry of Love” which I very much approve of. Thank you @filmmelierbr @filmmeliermx! So cool. Enjoy the wildly hilarious talents of @sofiavergara @blakegriffin23 @deoncole @beaniefeldstein @bensplatt @nealbrennan @james_marsden @cecilystrong #thefemalebrain #aquimicadoamor
  • Whitney Cummings

    Am I the only one who feels talked down to with their birth control?
  • Whitney Cummings

    Cohabitation in a nutshell. What else do I have to look forward to?
  • Whitney Cummings

    #fbf to when @chrisdelia would go to fake weddings together
  • Whitney Cummings

    Just me? What’s your definition of love? I need a new, healthier one.
  • Whitney Cummings

    Just me?
  • Whitney Cummings

    You ever think you were in love then realize the person just smelled really good? Thanks neurology for tricking me so much in my 20s.
  • Whitney Cummings

    This may come as a shock to you, but Hollywood is a creepy ass haunted house of a place. By a stroke of dumb luck @tophergrace has been a light in life since I was a 23 year old ignoramus. You already know he’s hilarious and wildly talented but he’s also incredibly smart and kind, and from day one he showed me that you can make it in this business and not be a sociopathic dickhead. He truly is one of my role modes as an artist and as a human and now he’s given me another thing to be jealous of: his new podcast called @minoradventures, which you should listen to ASAP. He made me take a lie detector test and I’m still dehydrated from how much I was sweating. Enjoy your new favorite show! 🥰
  • Whitney Cummings

    I don’t love lettuce. Anyone relate?
  • Whitney Cummings

    This is what a humane selfie with an animal looks like. I know this alien isn’t as sexy as a lion, tiger, or bear cub, but touching those animals involves abuse such as declawing, drugging, and prematurely taking the cub from its mother, which involves abuse for both animals. I just recently learned all this stuff, and am ashamed that I didn’t know sooner and swiped right on more than one guy on a dating app whose profile pic was posing with a tiger. Major whoops. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #humaneselfie (thank you for patiently educating me @lionstigers_andbears and @pawsark2000)
  • Whitney Cummings

    Thank you @jameelajamilofficial for being the real deal, walking the walk, and always telling me to shut the fack up when I self-deprecate or bully myself. I sure wish @i_weigh existed when I was 19 and my hair was falling out because I only ate Diet Coke to try and look like Kate Moss
  • Whitney Cummings

    I got to meet @hothusband_ and @celestebarber was very cool about my idea for us to become a Mormon family
  • Whitney Cummings

    Your guess is as good as mine in terms of why this is so funny to me
  • Whitney Cummings

    I went hiking with the great @kevinnealon and it was a walk in the park except when the drone almost concussed me. On YouTube.
  • Whitney Cummings

    Actual footage of my inner child
  • Whitney Cummings

    Voila my big attempt at an influencer pose, which actually hurt my neck. Thank you @whotels for putting up with my incessant need for cashews, for making sure our crew was rested hydrated, and for naming your hotels after me.
  • Whitney Cummings

    Me in a nutshell
  • Whitney Cummings

    I put music under this video so spreading intel about animal abuse could be FUN and jaunty. Please don’t ride elephants or go to the circus - you’d be the coolest and auntie Whit could actually sleep 8 hours. I rode elephants years ago before I knew, but now that I have been educated about how awful it is, it feels sociopathic to not fight for these guys. I can’t wait to meet this dude @pawsark2000 which is a legit sanctuary. Share with your pals who may not know (because I didn’t and wish someone told me sooner) and unfollow the sketchy ass fake sanctuaries ❤️🐘 #elephant
  • Whitney Cummings

    Finally figured out what I’m wearing for my next special
  • Whitney Cummings

    The floods in Nebraska are devastating. A friend of mine is personally going to help so if you can donate even a dollar or even repost the info, that will help. Link in my stories. Please tag anyone who could help, share, or share intel.
  • Whitney Cummings

    Is this a crazy idea? I’m even tempted to send an invoice for the money I spent on grooming myself while in a relationship.🧾
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